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Born in December 5, 1935 / United States / English

Quotes by Calvin Trillin

What campaigns are for is weeding out the people who, for one way or another, weren't making it for the long haul.
If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
Math was always my bad subject. I couldn't convince my teachers that many of my answers were meant ironically.
The average trade book has a shelf life of between milk and yogurt, except for books by any member of the Irving Wallace family - they have preservatives.
Health food makes me sick.
Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.
Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry.
That's the remarkable thing about life. No matter how bad it gets it can always get worse.
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.