On The Importance Of Being Earnest

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"Gentle Jane was as good as gold,"
  To borrow a line from Mr. Gilbert;
She hated War with a hate untold,
  She was a pacifistic filbert.
If you said "Perhaps"-she'd leave the hall.
You couldn't argue with her at all.

"Teasing Tom was a very bad boy,"
  (Pardon my love for a good quotation).
To talk of war was his only joy,
  And his single purpose was preparation.
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And what both of these children had to say
I never knew, for I ran away.

© Franklin Pierce Adams