When Bill was a lad he was terribly bad.   
  He worried his parents a lot;   
He'd lie and he'd swear and pull little girls' hair;   
  His boyhood was naught but a blot.   
   
At play and in school he would fracture each rule   
  In mischief from autumn to spring;   
And the villagers knew when to manhood he grew   
  He would never amount to a thing.   
   
When Jim was a child he was not very wild;   
  He was known as a good little boy;  
He was honest and bright and the teacher's delight   
  To his mother and father a joy.   
   
All the neighbors were sure that his virtue'd endure,   
  That his life would be free of a spot;   
They were certain that Jim had a great head on him  
  And that Jim would amount to a lot.   
   
And Jim grew to manhood and honor and fame   
  And bears a good name;   
While Bill is shut up in a dark prison cell   
  You never can tell.
Those Two boys
written byFranklin Pierce Adams
© Franklin Pierce Adams


 



