Twelve fleeting years ago my Myrt, 
  (Ehu fugaces! maybe more)
I wrote of the directoire skirt 
  You wore.
Ten years ago, Myrtilla mine, 
  The hobble skirt engaged my pen. 
That was, I calculate, in Nine- 
  Teen Ten.
The polo coat, the feathered lid, 
  The phony furs of yesterfall, 
The current shoe-I tried to kid 
  Them all.
Vain every vitriolic bit, 
  Silly all my sulphuric song. 
Rube Goldberg said a bookful; it 
  'S all wrong.
Bitter the words I used to fling 
  But you, despite my angriest Note, 
Were never swayed by anything 
  I wrote.
So I surrender. I am beat. 
  And, though the admission rather girds, 
In any garb you're just to sweet 
  For words.





