Poems by George Ade
The Bogus Military
... We're Colonels on the Governor's staff ...
Yellow! Yellow!
... Darknessblank a sob in the throat ...
The Games We Used To Play
... On a frosty night, when the moon shone bright, ...
Weak Little Woman
... He loves her so much, he'll stand for a touch, ...
Chicago Castanets
... ' Clickety-click, clickety-click, clickety-click,' ...
Wayside Ambition
... Hollers, " Back 'er a len'th," and engineer has to ...
Oh, What A Bump!
... Jones " Well, maybe I didn't con those yaps ...
Noovo Rishe
... Fish. I am tired of hotel cooking, for a Newport house I'm looking, ...
I Like You Lil
... " I says to the gang: " Watch me stroll up and kill 'er, ...
My Emmaleen
... Got a voice as sweet as New Ohleans molasses ...
Crime Is Merely A Disease
... They humbly come and ask you, " Did you ring ...
Benevolent Assimilation
... REFRAIN We're as mild as any turtle-dove ...
Leave It To The Boys In The Navy
... S. A. When the lights are up and the music swells ...
Henny
... My heart it broke when I heard the tune ...
Foolish Wedding Bells
... Now this is what you ought to do, and that without delay: ...
