Rigid Body (sings).
  Gin a body meet a body 
  Flyin through the air, 
  Gin a body hit a body, 
  Will it fly? and where? 
  Ilka impact has its measure, 
  Neer a ane hae I, 
  Yet a the lads they measure me, 
  Or, at least, they try.
  Gin a body meet a body 
  Altogether free, 
  How they travel afterwards 
  We do not always see. 
  Ilka problem has its method 
  By analytics high; 
  For me, I ken na ane o them, 
  But what the waur am I?


 



