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Your body's got the wrong features?Oh, wainh, wainh!

Its finish isn't status tint?You wantedthe other coupling link?

I don't see a problem.Gets you from A to B.Has all the usual sensoryinputs and outputs.And size is no indicatorof performance.

Why don't you just take itfor a spin?Once you get used tohow it drives, you'll forgetyou ever cared aboutthe bells and whistle.

And if you think your ridehas anything to dowith how easily you score,well .-

Who ordered it, then?Doesn't matter.You can't return it here.

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