Whenever I have a day off, I write a new poem.
 Does this mean you shouldn’t work, or that you
 write best on your day off?
  
 For example, this is the poem I wrote today.
  
  
  *
  
  
 When he was 20, he understood some of the secrets of
 life, and undertook to write them down so simply that
 even an idiot could understand.
 “For,” he reasoned, “if I can’t do that, I don’t
 understand it myself.”
  
 He proved himself right.
 When he was 50, he didn’t understand it himself.
  
  
   *
  
  
 “Why is it,” he said, “that no matter what you say,
 a woman always takes it personally?”
  
 “I never do,” she said.
  
  
   *
  
  
 John said, “Then I met that short fat guy with the
 neat little beard, with a name like dawn.”
  
 “You mean George Abend?”
  
 “Yeah.”
  
 “Abend means evening.”
  
  *


 



