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Born in 1902 / Died in 1971 / United States / English

Poems by Ogden Nash

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Lines To Be Embroidered On A Bib

... OR The Child Is Father Of The Man, But Not For Quite A WhileSo Thomas Edison ...

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... And crying, “Let me out!”That solitary prisoner ...

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Look What You Did, Christopher!

... S.A.And that, you may think, my friends, was that ...

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More About People

... That if you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work ...

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My Dream

... I dreamt it. I dreamt that my hair was kempt ...

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No Doctor's Today, Thank You

... And I practically know the difference between serums and antitoccasins ...

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No, You Be A Lone Eagle

... aviation. Then, despite the assurance that aeroplanes are terribly comfortable I ...

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Oh To Be Odd!

... Hypochondriacs Spend the winter at the bottom of Florida and the summer on top of ...

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Old Dr. Valentine To His Son

... Your hopeless patients will live, ...

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Old Men

... People look At them with eyes that wonder when… ...

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One From One Leaves Two

... If the tax-collector hasn’t got it before I wake ...

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One Third Of The Calendar

... And doctors looking down throats of daughters ...

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Peekabo, I Almost See You

... You need two. One for reading Erle Stanley Gardner's Perry Mason and ...

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PG Wooster, Just as he Useter

... And quote, til you're known as the neighborhood nuisance, ...

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Portrait of the Artist as a Prematurely Old Man

... The moral is that it is probably better not to sin at all, but if some kind of ...