Poems by Ogden Nash
The Boy Who Laughed At Santa Claus
... ' He howled, 'I don't know where you read it, ...
The Camel
... Or else the other way around ...
The Cantaloupe
... One cantaloupe is ripe and lush, ...
The Centipede
... You always wallop where he's not, ...
The Chipmunk
... But the chipmunk is twice and shy and I ...
The Clean Plater
... But there's nothing the matter with butter, ...
The Cuckoo
... They fail as husbands and as wives, ...
The Dog
... When I state that the dog is full of love ...
The Duck
... It quacks. It is specially fond ...
The Firefly
... Than flying around with an unidentified glow on a ...
The Germ
... His childish pride he often pleases ...
The Guppy
... But guppies just have little guppies ...
The Hippopotamus
... And yet in moments dank and grim, ...
The Hunter
... This grown-up man, with pluck and luck ...
The Joyous Malingerer
... Why, indeed, 'Tis he who's useless in the time of need ...
