THE man who's wholly ruined, sir, fears nothing; 
How can he when all's lost to him already? 
There is a desperate gayety which comes 
To buoy one up in such a strait as this; 
Under whose spell, it is a sort of witch-craft, 
Men lose all sense of wrong, or rather take 
Wrong for their right, rejoicing even in crime 
Faith, now, I'd hardly answer for myself, 
If in some garden solitude, like this, sir, 
At the hour of midnight, (hark! the deep church tower 
Is tolling twelve), haply I chanced to meet 
A pompous millionaire, a man who staggers 
Under his golden burden, like a ship 
Reeling 'neath too much canvass; I should ease 
My laboring comrade, thus and thus, of all 
His glittering superfluities; this ring 
Is a brave diamond, and will serve me bravely; 
And ha! by Pluto! what a massive chain 
Meanders like a miniature Pactolus 
Across your worship's vest; my lord, no wonder 
You grow asthmatic with a weight like that 
Pressed on your gasping lungs; I'll free you from it; 
And blessed saints! but here's a fair-knit purse, 
And fairly filled, too! Shame it were in sooth 
To keep this gift of your sweet paramour, 
Therefore, behold me! I pour out this coin; 
O Jesu! what rich music! but the purse 
Duly return you! haste, your worship, haste, 
Or else these itching palms will find fresh work 
About your silken doublet, and bright hose, 
Or those trussed points you needs must clasp with jewels; 
Ay, haste, and take you comfort in the text 
Which the wise Messer Salvatore Duomo 
Dins in our ears each sacred Sabbath morning, 
That, "blessed, three times blessed, are the poor!"
Morals Of Desperation
written byPaul Hamilton Hayne
© Paul Hamilton Hayne





