You were askin' 'ow we sticks it, Sticks this blarsted rain and mud,'Ow it is we keeps on smilin' When the place runs red wi' blood.Since you're askin', I can tell ye, And I thinks I tells ye true,But it ain't official, mind ye, It's a tip twixt me and you.For the General thinks it's tactics, And the bloomin' plans 'e makes.And the C.O. thinks it's trainin', And the trouble as he takes.Sergeant-Major says it's drillin', And 'is straffin' on parade,Doctor swears it's sanitation, And some patent stinks 'e's made.Padre tells us its religion, And the Spirit of the Lord;But I ain't got much religion, And I sticks it still, by Gawd.Quarters kids us it's the rations, And the dinners as we gets.But I knows what keeps us smilin', It's the Woodbine Cigarettes.For the daytime seems more dreary, And the night-time seems to dragTo eternity of darkness, When ye ave'nt got a fag.Then the rain seems some'ow wetter, And the cold cuts twice as keen,And ye keeps on seein' Boches, What the Sargint 'asn't seen.If ole Fritz 'as been and got ye, And ye 'ave to stick the pain,If ye 'aven't got a fag on, Why it 'urts as bad again.When there ain't no fags to pull at, Then there's terror in the ranks.That's the secret - (yes, I'll 'ave one) Just a fag - and many Tanks.
The Secretwritten by
Studdert Kennedy Geoffrey Anketell
© Studdert Kennedy Geoffrey Anketell