Fatherhood

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Let en zit, wi' his dog an' his cat,
  Wi' their noses a-turn'd to the vier,
  An' have all that a man should desire;
  But there idden much reädship in that.
  Whether vo'k mid have childern or no,
  Wou'dden meäke mighty odds in the maïn;
  They do bring us mwore jaÿ wi' mwore ho,
  An' wi' nwone we've less jaÿ wi' less païn
  We be all lik' a zull's idle sheäre out,
  An' shall rust out, unless we do wear out,
  Lik' do-nothèn, rue-nothèn,
  Dead alive dumps.

  As vor me, why my life idden bound
  To my own heart alwone, among men;
  I do live in myzelf, an' ageän
  In the lives o' my childern all round:
  I do live wi' my bwoy in his plaÿ,
  An' ageän wi' my maïd in her zongs;
  An' my heart is a-stirr'd wi' their jaÿ,
  An' would burn at the zight o' their wrongs.
  I ha' nine lives, an' zoo if a half
  O'm do cry, why the rest o'm mid laugh
  All so plaÿvully, jaÿvully,
  Happy wi' hope.

  Tother night I come hwome a long road,
  When the weather did sting an' did vreeze;
  An' the snow--vor the day had a-snow'd--
  Wer avroze on the boughs o' the trees;
  An' my tooes an' my vingers wer num',
  An' my veet wer so lumpy as logs,
  An' my ears wer so red's a cock's cwom';
  An' my nose wer so cwold as a dog's;
  But so soon's I got hwome I vorgot
  Where my limbs wer a-cwold or wer hot,
  When wi' loud cries an' proud cries
  They coll'd me so cwold.

  Vor the vu'st that I happen'd to meet
  Come to pull my girtcwoat vrom my eärm,
  An' another did rub my feäce warm,
  An' another hot-slipper'd my veet;
  While their mother did cast on a stick,
  Vor to keep the red vier alive;
  An' they all come so busy an' thick
  As the bees vlee-èn into their hive,
  An' they meäde me so happy an' proud,
  That my heart could ha' crow'd out a-loud;
  They did tweil zoo, an' smile zoo,
  An' coll me so cwold.

  As I zot wi' my teacup, at rest,
  There I pull'd out the taÿs I did bring;
  Men a-kickèn, a-wagg'd wi' a string,
  An' goggle-ey'd dolls to be drest;
  An' oh! vrom the childern there sprung
  Such a charm when they handled their taÿs,
  That vor pleasure the bigger woones wrung
  Their two hands at the zight o' their jaÿs;
  As the bwoys' bigger vaïces vell in
  Wi' the maïdens a-titterèn thin,
  An' their dancèn an' prancèn,
  An' little mouth's laughs.

  Though 'tis hard stripes to breed em all up,
  If I'm only a-blest vrom above,
  They'll meäke me amends wi' their love,
  Vor their pillow, their pleäte, an' their cup;
  Though I shall be never a-spweil'd
  Wi' the sarvice that money can buy;
  Still the hands ov a wife an' a child
  Be the blessèns ov low or ov high;
  An' if there be mouths to be ved,
  He that zent em can zend me their bread,
  An' will smile on the chile
  That's a-new on the knee.

© William Barnes