The Farmer’s Woldest D’ter

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No, no! I ben't a-runnèn down
  The pretty maïden's o' the town,
  Nor wishèn o'm noo harm;
  But she that I would marry vu'st,
  To sheäre my good luck or my crust,
  'S a-bred up at a farm.
  In town, a maïd do zee mwore life,
  An' I don't under-reäte her;
  But ten to woone the sprackest wife
  'S a farmer's woldest d'ter.

  Vor she do veed, wi' tender ceäre,
  The little woones, an' peärt their heäir,
  An' keep em neat an' pirty;
  An' keep the saucy little chaps
  O' bwoys in trim wi' dreats an' slaps,
  When they be wild an' dirty.
  Zoo if you'd have a bus'lèn wife,
  An' childern well look'd after,
  The maïd to help ye all drough life
  'S a farmer's woldest d'ter.

  An' she can iorn up an' vwold
  A book o' clothes wï' young or wold,
  An' zalt an' roll the butter;
  An' meäke brown bread, an' elder wine,
  An' zalt down meat in pans o' brine,
  An' do what you can put her.
  Zoo if you've wherewi', an' would vind
  A wife wo'th lookèn 'ter,
  Goo an' get a farmer in the mind
  To gi'e ye his woldest d'ter.

  Her heart's so innocent an' kind,
  She idden thoughtless, but do mind
  Her mother an' her duty;
  An' livèn blushes, that do spread
  Upon her healthy feäce o' red,
  Do heighten all her beauty;
  So quick's a bird, so neat's a cat,
  So cheerful in her neätur,
  The best o' maïdens to come at
  'S a farmer's woldest d'ter.

© William Barnes