Bateese And His Little Decoys

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O I'm very very tire Marie,
  I wonder if I'm able hol' a gun
An' me dat 's alway risin' wit' de sun
An' travel on de water, an' paddle ma canoe
An' trap de mink an' beaver de fall an' winter
  t'roo,
But now I t'ink  dat fun is gone forever.

Wall! I'm mebbe stayin' long enough,
  For eighty-four I see it on de spring;
Dough ma fader he was fellin' purty tough
  An' at ninety year can do mos' ev'ry t'ing,
But I never know de feller, don't care how ole
  he come,
Dat is n't sure to t'ink he 's got anoder year,
  ba gum!
Before he lif' de anchor for de las' tam!

It 's not so easy lyin' on de bed,
  An' lissen to de wil' bird on de bay,
Dey know dat poor bateese is nearly dead,
  Or dey would n't have such good fun ev'ry
  day!
Put ma gun upon de piller near de winder, jus'
  for luck,
Den bring w'ere I can see dem, ma own nice
  leetle duck
So I have some talk wit' dem mese'f dis
  morning.

Ah! dere you 're comin' now! mes beaux
  canards!
  Dat 's very pleasan'day, an' how you feel?
Of course you dunno w'at I want you for,
  Wall! lately I've been t'inkin a good deal
Of all de fuss I 'm havin' show you w'at you
  ought to do
W'en de cole win' of October de blin' is blow-
  ing t'roo
An' de bluebill 's flyin' up an' down de reever.

O! de bodder I 'm havin' wit' you all!
  It 's makin' me feel ole before ma tam!
Stan' over dere upon de right again de wall,
  Ma-dame Lapointe - I'm geevin' you Ma-
  dame
'Cos you walk aroun' de sam' way as ma cousin
  Aurelie
An' lak youse'f she 's havin' de large large
  familee,
Now let us see you don 't forget your lesson!

Qu a-a-ck!  you 're leetle hoarse to-day, don't
  you t'ink?
  Quack! quack! quack! dat 's right Mam-
  zelle Louise!
You go lak dat, an' quicker dan a wink,
  It 'll ring across de lake along de breeze,
Till de wil' bird dey will lissen up de reever
  far an' near,
An' tole de noder wan too, de musique dey was
  hear
An' dey 'll fly aroun' our head before we know
  it.

Come here, Francois, an' min' you watch
  yourse'f!
  You can 't forget de las' day we was out,
Your breat'dere's very leetle of it lef'
  An' tole you it was better shut your mout'
W'en you start dat fancy yellin', for it soun'
  de sam' to me
Lak de devil he was goin' on de beeges' kin'
  of spree,
Francois!  dat 's not de way for mak'de
  shootin' !

Wan-two-t'ree, -now let  us hear you please,
  It is n't vey hard job if you try,
Purten' you 're feelin' lonesome lak Louise
  An' want to see de sweetheart bimeby,
Quack! quack! quack!
O! stop dat sreechin', don 't never spik no
  more
For if anyt'ing, sapree, tonnerre! you're worser
  dan before,
I wonder w'at you do wit' all your schoolin'!

Come out from onderneat' de bed, Lisette,
  I believe you was de fattes' of de lot;
It 's handy too of course, for you never feel de
  wet,
  An' w'en you lak to try it, O! w'at a voice
  you got!
So let us play it's blowin' hard, an' duck is up
  de win'
An' you want to reach dem- sure- now we're
  ready for begin,
Hooraw! an' never min' de noise dat you 're
  makin'.

Quack! quack! quack! quack! O! let me
  tak' de gun
  For I would n't be astonish w'en Lisette is
  get de start,
Roun'  de house dey 'll come a-flyin', an' den
  we 'll have de fun!
  Yass, yass, kip up de flappin' , O! ain 't
  she got the heart!
Not many duck can beat her, an' I wish I had
  some more,
Can mak'de song lak dat upon de water!

Dat 's very funny how it ketch de crowd!
  An' now dey 're goin, all de younger wan!
But if you don 't stop singin' out so loud,
  I 'm sorry I mus' tole you all begone,
'Cos I want to go to sleep. for I ', very very
  tire,
An' de shiver 's comin' on me!  so Marie poke
  up de fire
An' mebber I 'll feel better on de morning.


De leetle duck may call on de spring tam an'
  de fall
W'en dey see de wil' bird flyin' on de air
Dey may cry aroun' hees door, but he 'll never
  come no more
For showin' dem de lesson! ole Jean Bateese
  Belair.

© William Henry Drummond