Johnnie's First Moose

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De cloud is hide de moon, but dere's plain-
  tee light above,
Steady Johnnie, steady-kip your head down
  low,
Move de paddle leetle quicker, an' de ole canoe
  we'll shove
 T'roo de water nice an' quiet
 For de place we're goin' try it
 Is beyon' de silver birch dere
 You can see it lak a church dere
W'en we're passin' on de corner w'ere de lilly
  flower grow.

Was n't dat correc' w'at I'm tolin' you jus
  now?
Steady Johnnie, steady-kip your head down
  low,
Never min', I'll watch behin'- me - an' you
  can watch de bow
 An' you'll see a leetle clearer
 W'en canoe is comin' nearer-
 Dere she is-now easy, easy,
 For de win' is gettin' breezy,
An' we don't want not'ing smell us, till de
  horn begin to blow-

I remember long ago w'en ma fader tak' me out,
Steady Johnnie, steady-kip your head down
  low,
Jus' de way I'm takin' you, sir, hello! was
  dat a shout?
 Seems to me I t'ink I'm hearin'
 Somet'ing stirrin' on de clearin'
 W'ere it stan' de lumber shaintee,
 If it's true, den yuo'll have plaintee
Work to do in half a minute, if de moose don't
  start to go.

An' now we're on de shore, let us hide de ole
  canoe,
Steady Johnnie, steady-kip your head down
  low,
An' lie among de rushes, dat's bes' t'ing we
  can do,
 For de ole boy may be closer
 Dan anybody know, sir,
 An' look out you don't be shakin'
 Or de bad shot you'll be makin'
But I'm feelin' sam' way too, me, w'en I
  was young, also-

You ready for de call? here goes for number
  wan,
Steady Johnnie, steady-kip your head down
  low,
Did you hear how nice I do it, an' how it
  travel on
 Till ir reach across de reever
 Dat'll geev' some moose de fever!
 Wait now, Johnnie, don't you worry,
 No use bein' on de hurry,
But lissen for de answer, it'll come before you
  know.

For w'y you jomp lak dat? w'at's matter wit'
  your ear?
Steady, Johnnie, steady-kip your head down
  low-
Tak' your finger off de trigger, dat was only
  bird you hear,
 Can't you tell de pine tree crickin'
 Or de boule frog w'en he's spikin' ?
 Don't you know de grey owl singin'
 From de beeg moose w'en he's ringin'
Out hees challenge on de message your ole
  gran' fader blow?

You're lucky boy to-night, wit' hunter man
  lak me!
Steady, Johnnie, steady-kip your head down
  low-
Can tole you all about it! H-s-s-h! dat's
  somet'ing now I see,
 Dere he's comin' t'roo de bushes,
 So get down among de rushes,
 Hear heem walk! I t'ink, by tonder,
 He mus' go near fourteen honder!
Dat's de feller I been watchin' all de evening,
  I dunno.

I'll geev' anoder call, jus' a leetle wan or
  two,
Steady, Johnnie, steady-kip your head dwon
  low-
W'en he see dere's no wan waitin' I wonder
  w'at he'll do?
 But look out for here he's comin'
 Sa-pris-ti! ma heart is drummin'!
 You can never get heem nearer
 An' de moon is shinin' clearer,
W'at a fine shot you'll be havin'! now
  Johnnie let her go!

Bang! bang! you got heem sure! an' he'll
  never run away
Nor feed among de lily on de shore of Wes-
  sonneau,
So dat's your firse moose Johnnie! wall! re-
  member all I say-
 Does n't matter w'at you 're chasin',
 Does n't matter w'at you 're facin',
 Only watch de t'ing you're doin'
 If you don't, ba gosh! you 're ruin
An' steady, Johnnie, steady-kip your head
  down low.

© William Henry Drummond