Poems by Sheldon Allan Silverstein
They Held Me Down
... They held me down and put it on my nose they even sprinkled a little bit on my clothes ...
Floobie Doobie Doo
... I mean I sit and sing about a thing on a string called the Floobie Doobie Doo oooh ...
Lazy Jane
... and waits and waits ...
Woulda-Coulda-Shoulda
... .. But those Woulda-Coulda-Shouldas ...
Peanut-Butter Sandwich
... They broke right through that peanut-butter sandwich ...
Who does she think she is....
... Or are you sloppy with some neat ways ...
Three-Legged Man
... He says "In spite of all your stealing friend, I bear you no hard feelings ...
Turkey?
... One tough and skinny drumstick, ...
Modern Talk
... Now is it a psychosis or is it a neurosis the doctor gives her this diagnosis ...
Somebody Stole My Rig
... She lived over the hill I had an hour to kill I thought I'd get in out of the rain ...
Invitation
... .. If you're a pretender, come sit by the fire ...
Acapulco Goldie
... ..oh no... Then we went to meet a dealer, we smoke and drink tequila ...
No Thank You
... I've been scratched and sprayed and bitten, ...
The Land Of Happy
... I have been to The Land of Happy- ...
Bury Me In My Shades
... Wearin' his shades, so like no one could tell ...
