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Poems by Sheldon Allan Silverstein

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If The World Was Crazy

... I'd call the boys "Suzy" and I'd call the girls "Harry," ...

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Dentist Dan

... Le's hear free jeers for Nentis Nan ...

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Never Bite A Married Woman On The Thigh

... So never never never never never never never bite a married woman on the thigh ...

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Ations

... (And if I say this is a wonderful poem, ...

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Lydia Pinkham

... To Lily the Pink the Pink the Pink, ...

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Recipe For A Hippopotamus Sandwich

... And now comes the problem&hellip ...

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Sarah Cynthia Slyvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out

... And finally Sarah Cynthia Slylvia Stout said, ...

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A Light In The Attic

... Thought the house is dark and shuttered, ...

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Time

... And today you know in the park a young man called me sir time time time ...

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The Giving Tree

... "well, an old stump is good for sitting and resting ...

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Batty

... The baby bat Screamed out in fright, ...

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Point Of View

... Thanksgiving dinner's sad and thankless ...

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The Bagpipe Who Didn’t Say No

... Said the turtle to the bagpipe, "I have walked this lonely shore, ...

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Kick It Again

... And you kicked it choke it stepped on it and broke it left it half to death ...

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They've Put A Brassiere On A Camel

... They're even even insisting the pigs should wear pants, ...