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Poems by Sheldon Allan Silverstein

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The Boa Constrictor Song

... I'm being swallered by a Boa Constrictor ...

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Examination

... He reached down my throat, ...

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Your Time's Comin'

... And so I bought that stuff about the love he never gave her, ...

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Love

... So I'm all of love that could make it today ...

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Someone Ate The Baby

... We'll give away her toys and clothes we'll never have to wipe her nose ...

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Lady Godiva

... Tryin´ hard to stab you - don´t let ´em nab you ...

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Joey

... Down so hard. And bloomp! It bounced ...

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Put Something In

... Put something silly in the world ...

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Changing Of The Seasons

... .. [ guitar ] Oh it's nothing that you said and it ain't nothing that you done ...

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Who's Taller?

... Depends how high the heels you wear, ...

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100,000 Pennies

... Chorus: I've got a hundred thousand dollars worth of pennies, ...

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She’s My Ever Lovin’ Machine

... Oh she never complains when I stay out all night she never complains I'm not rich ...

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Lookin’ For Myself

... I'm still lookin' for myself and I ain't got time to look for nobody else ...

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Daylight Dreamer

... Here's the half-finished painting of a girl that I started last December ...

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Polly In A Porny

... What I seen nearly struck me blind I never knew she was the artically inclined ...