Poems by Sheldon Allan Silverstein
I Got Stoned And I Missed It
... Then my friend yelled through the transom ...
Me-Stew
... I'll sing while I simmer, I'll smile while I'm stewing, ...
25 Minutes To Go
... Yeah... with my feet on the trap and my head in the noose ...
Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Too
... happened to Dear Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too ...
Dirty Face
... s shirt. I got it from chewing the roots of a rose ...
Alimony
... Till one of these days you're gonna wake and find you're payin' for your mistake ...
Rosalie's Good Eats Cafe
... There's the weight lifter there in his black skintight T-shirt, ...
Paul Bunyan
... ..says Paul. He says, "Up in heaven they got harps on their knees, ...
When I am Gone
... someone new? Someone better&mdash ...
Come Skating
... They said come skating ...
Captain Hook
... Lots of folks I'm glad I ain't-- ...
Openin’ Night
... Meow” Instead of &ldquo ...
Somebody Has To
... Have all been complaining they're tarnished and worn, ...
All The Time In The World
... Stay down Stay at least until the fire stops burnin' ...
Drain My Brain
... I tell you baby I don't understand just how you can make love to me ...
