Poems by Sheldon Allan Silverstein
Dreadful
... We'll give away her toys and clothes ...
Yowzah
... So they all went out and did a little standin' little less askin' and a lot more demandin' ...
Masochistic Baby
... And ever since my Masochistic Baby went and left me, ...
A Front Row Seat To Hear Ole Johnny Sing
... And then he laughed at me and that's when I started to swing ...
Hoodoo Voodoo Lady
... Wherever she is I'm gonna run right there with you just tell me where ...
Sure Hit Songwriters Pen
... With terror in my eyes cause good God I realized I'd lost my sure hit songwriter's pen ...
Tryin' On Clothes
... Felt neat. Finally, finally felt well dressed, ...
Shadow Race
... But every time I've raced my shadow ...
Twistable Turnable Man
... He's the Twistable Turnable Squeezable Pullable ...
My Rules
... You must learn how to make a perfect chicken-dumpling stew ...
Plastic
... But he kept gettin' thinner and he never got no dinner and finally he sat up and cried ...
Stacy Brown Got Two
... .. He got two I tell you truth it's a fact no I ain't seen her but no I mean it's a fact ...
Dance To It
... I'm not tellin' you to grab a lotta things that you're missin' it would be nice to listen ...
The Bear, The Fire, And The Snow
... "It can drown all my flames anytime it desires, ...
Testing The Bomb
... Oh they're testing the bomb as I'm singing this song ...
