Poems by Spike Milligan
Me
... Living I am. Occupational therapy twixt birth and death- ...
Mirror, Mirror
... 'You are very ugly' said the mirror ...
My Sister Laura
... I can't lift her, I've tried and tried ...
On the Ning Nang Nong
... And you just can't catch 'em when they do! ...
Porridge
... It's good enough to stand!On a plinth in London ...
Philip Le Barr
... Away from the traffic growl ...
Pussy-cat
... Pussy-cat What are vices? Catching rats And eating mices! ...
So Fair is She
... So fair her pulsing figureNot so fair ...
Summer Dawn
... The lush of the river singing morning songs ...
Teeth
... Three Cheers for the Brown Grey and Black ...
The ABC
... Was heard a loud "Tut-Tut!"Said A to B, "I don't like C ...
The Dog Lovers
... Under a car. Today they will cry for you- ...
The Lion
... Find fresh underpants to try on ...
The Soldiers at Lauro
... Not healed dry And yet - too soon ...
Two Children
... Said Four: 'Those bees are silly things, ...
