Quotes by Spike Milligan
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Contraceptives should be used on all conceivable occasions.
Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
A man once asked to shake hands with me, the greatest Englishman who ever lived. I replied, F**k off, I'm Irish.
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
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