Poems by Spike Milligan
Contagion
... Should be confined to bed!Leopards are contagious too ...
A Silly Poem
... What kind of pencil shall I use ...
Bazonka
... (That's what my grandma used to say)Don't say it if your socks are dry! ...
Bump
... Should not really give one a fright ...
Eurolove
... my beliefs scattered: Diaspora! Who set this course - and why ...
Feelings
... and not bleed. How could she injure me so ...
Go North, South, East, and West, Young Man
... But tiny Fred Just lies in bed, ...
Goodbye S.S.
... Now where did I put those yesteryears ...
Granny
... (And up nose as well, I fear)All through the night the wind grew worse ...
Halved
... I'm held in the honour of your loveThen overnight, the wrold truns suor ...
Have A Nice Day
... ' 'Keep calm.' said the man who was drowning, ' Breathe deeply and lie quite still ...
Indian Boyhood
... And leave me old and thinking, like ...
Jumbo Jet
... ampost and the wall were there, but the elephant was gone!So if you see an elephant, in a Jumbo Jet, ...
Letters
... For writing to run of the mill people ...
Maveric
... He heard the sound of a baying hound, ...
